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![A plant that can save you from COVID.<br/>
Plant your ass at home and don't move!]()
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![Snow is like a cock.<br/>
It's measured in inches and soft to the touch cums when you least expect it; and it never gets as deep as you would like it.<br/>
Driving in the snow is like eating pussy, if you don't slow and pay attention you could slide into the asshole infront of you!]()
Upload to Facebook Snow is like a cock.
It's measured in inches and soft to the touch cums when you least expect it; and it never gets as deep as you would like it.
Driving in the snow is like eating pussy, if you don't slow and pay attention you could slide into the asshole infront of you! -
![The average man wastes 31% of his life waiting for the woman to get dressed and the remaining 69% of his life waiting for the woman to get undressed!]()
Upload to Facebook The average man wastes 31% of his life waiting for the woman to get dressed and the remaining 69% of his life waiting for the woman to get undressed! -
![Procrastination is a lot like masturbating.<br/>
It feels good at the time, but ultimately we are fucking ourselves!]()
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![If you could read my mind, I'm pretty sure you'd either be traumatized or sexually aroused or both!]()
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![What is the difference between a whore and a bitch?<br/>
A whore will have sex with anybody,<br/>
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A bitch will have sex with anybody except you!]()
Upload to Facebook What is the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A whore will have sex with anybody,
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![Telling people it's a good idea to wear masks several months into a pandemic is like bringing condoms to a baby shower!]()
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![Welcome to parenthood, your sex life now requires more planning than your wedding!]()
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![I was like 'Whatever Bitches' and the bitches whatevered!]()
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![In today's relationship:<br/>
You can touch each other's private parts.<br/>
But you can't touch each other's cell phones because they are so private!]()
Upload to Facebook In today's relationship:
You can touch each other's private parts.
But you can't touch each other's cell phones because they are so private!
