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  • I was watching a porn clip on the net earlier.<br/>
It was titled, 'Lawyer fucks client'.<br/>
It was filed under the category 'Reality'!Upload to Facebook
    I was watching a porn clip on the net earlier.
    It was titled, 'Lawyer fucks client'.
    It was filed under the category 'Reality'!
  • A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, `All lawyers are assholes!` <br/>
The man jumped to his feet and said, `Hey! I resent that!` <br/>
`Are you a lawyer?`<br/>
`No, I'm an asshole!`Upload to Facebook
    A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, "All lawyers are assholes!"
    The man jumped to his feet and said, "Hey! I resent that!"
    "Are you a lawyer?"
    "No, I'm an asshole!"
  • What can a goose do, a duck can't and a lawyer should?<br />
Stick his bill up his ass!Upload to Facebook
    What can a goose do, a duck can't and a lawyer should?
    Stick his bill up his ass!
  • What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
    He grows taller!
  • Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
    A. The prostitute stops screwing you after you're dead.
  • A judge charged 10,800 fine to a man held for rape. When asked why 10,800?
    The judge replied, "10,000 for rape and 8% entertainment tax".
  • Q: Why do lawyers and prostitutes do not engage in sex?
    A: Because there would be a dispute on who would charge.
  • A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, "All lawyers are ASSHOLES!"
    2nd Man: Hey! I resent that!
    1st Man: Why, are you a lawyer?
    2nd Man: No! I'm an asshole!
  • Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
    A: A prostitute will stop screwing you once you're dead!
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