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![Life is about saying 'fuck it' to those who matter;<br/>
And 'fuck you' to those who don't!]()
Upload to Facebook Life is about saying 'fuck it' to those who matter;
And 'fuck you' to those who don't! -
Sometimes life will fuck you and you'll just have to change position and try to enjoy it somehow! -
Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole! -
![Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!]()
Upload to Facebook Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it! -
Why is life like a penis?
Because when it's soft it's hard to beat... but when it's hard you get screwed! -
![Things that get fucked almost everyday.<br />
1. Life<br />
2. Prostitutes<br />
3. Logic]()
Upload to Facebook Things that get fucked almost everyday.
1. Life
2. Prostitutes
3. Logic -
The ultimate truth of Life:
Success kisses you in Private;
But failure always fucks you in Public! -
Life is s( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind! -
![The extreme irony of Life:<br />
Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking many precautions!]()
Upload to Facebook The extreme irony of Life:
Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking many precautions! -
Life is t( o )( o ) much fun when you have a dirty mind!
