May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the arse of anyone who fucks up your new year and may their arms be too smart to scratch it. All the best for 2018! |
From Sucking at Sex to Sucksex - may you complete this journey in the New Year! |
Tuhanu Rabb Bund Paad Khushian Deve; Duniya Di Har Musibat Tuhaade Lun Te Vajje; Ate Kamyabi Tuhade Tatte Chumme. Tuhaanu Gaand Faaru Nave Saal Diyan Buhut Buhut Vadhayian! |
Kaash... aapka 2014 saal itna faaru ho ke aap chodte chodte chudd jayein par aapki chudne ki ichha saare 2014 kayem rahe! Naya saal mubarak! |
Peene ki capacity aur Jeene ka Josh... Bank aur Testosterone ka balance Kabhi Kum Nahi Hona Chahiye. Happy Healthy New Year! |
I wish you peace, love, health, wealth, happiness... Blah Blah Blah... F**k all that shit! I wish you a lot of sex, alcohol, orgasms and I hope you win a fuckin' lottery. May the assholes in your life get vanished, kick some butt and have a sexy time of your life! Happy f**king year! |
2014 is a sexy year: Ek-ek ko choda - 1/1/14 Ek saath choda - 1/7/14 Sath mein choda - 7 May 14 Do bara choda - 2/12/14 Have an enjoyable new year! |