| Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret. |
| Jealous: Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping. |
| Politeness. The most acceptable hypocrisy. |
| Quotation: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. |
| Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations of human misunderstanding. |
| Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen. |
| Cat: a soft indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle |
| Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. |
| Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. |
| Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others. |
