Andy Rooney Quotes

  • It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.Upload to Facebook
    It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
    ~ Andy Rooney
  • If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it! Upload to Facebook
    If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it!
    ~ Andy Rooney
  • If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.Upload to Facebook
    If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
    ~ Andy Rooney
  • Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
    ~ Andy Rooney
  • I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs 
while you're climbing it.Upload to Facebook
    I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.
    ~ Andy Rooney
  • The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
    ~ Andy Rooney
  • If dogs could talk it would take a lot of fun out of owning one.
    ~ Andy Rooney
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