| If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. |
| Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back. |
| Remember:"I" before "E," except in Budweiser. |
| Join the Army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill them. |
| What this planet needs is more mistletoe and less missile-talk. |
| Blood's thicker than water, and when one's in trouble Best to seek out a relative's open arms. |
| God gives us dreams a size too big so that we can grow in them. |
| All the arms we need are for hugging. |
| Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts. |
| It'll be a great day when education gets all the money it wants and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy bombers. |