| People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they never cross. |
| Time wastes our bodies and our wits, but we waste time, so we are quits. |
| Music is what feelings sound like. |
| Troubles are a lot like people - they grow bigger if you nurse them. |
| I've been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear. |
| There are no pockets in a shroud. |
| Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. |
| The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money. |
| A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing. |
| Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley. |