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![Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face.]()
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~ Bauvard, The Prince of PlungersMaking love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. -
~ Bauvard, The Prince of PlungersNeighbors are the most indecent sort of folk around. Nothing but voyeurs and gossipers. As a community we would be much better off without them. -
~ Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the OverenthusiasticStrangers make restless bedfellows, especially when bedbugs are your only acquaintances. -
![Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.]()
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~ Bauvard, Evergreens Are PrudishMen only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.
