| You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it |
| There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. |
| Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. |
| A word to the wise ain`t necessary - it`s the stupid ones that need the advice. |
| I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. |
| The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing. |
| That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked. |
| I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. |
| You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. |
| In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. |