| The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic. |
| My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children. |
| A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. |
| Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children. |
| I don't know the key to success, but I know the key to failure: Make everybody happy. |
| In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. |
| Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. |
| Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners" is talking about either a law-firm or a hand of bridge. |
| I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone. |
| Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. |
