Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit. |
Men are only as loyal as their options. |
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? |
I was raised half Jewish and half Catholic. When I'd go to confession, I'd say, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned - and you know my attorney, Mr Cohen". |
Television is a method to deliver advertising like a cigarette is a method to deliver nicotine. |
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again. |