Bill Watterson Quotes

  • Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.Upload to Facebook
    Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
    ~ Bill Watterson
  • If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
    ~ Bill Watterson
  • I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.Upload to Facebook
    I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
    ~ Bill Watterson
  • Mothers are the necessity of invention.Upload to Facebook
    Mothers are the necessity of invention.
    ~ Bill Watterson
  • Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
    ~ Bill Watterson
  • Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.
    ~ Bill Watterson
  • What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?
    ~ Bill Watterson
  • I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
    ~ Bill Watterson
  • Reality continues to ruin my life.
    ~ Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
  • The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
    ~ Bill Watterson
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