Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees. |
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. |
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. |
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. |
I always enjoy appearing before a British audience. Even if they don't feel like laughing, they nod their heads to show they've understood. |
The airlines are getting really security - conscious. You can still fly, but they won't tell you where you're going. |
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. |