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~ Dave BarryUser, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot." -
~ Dave BarryUser, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean 'idiot'. -
~ Dave BarryThe Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. -
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~ Dave BarryThe Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. -
~ Dave BarryYou should not confuse your career with your life. -
~ Dave BarryThe taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. -
~ Dave BarryAll the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. -
~ Dave BarryJust get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. -
~ Dave BarryOnce again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. -
~ Dave BarryAnd that's the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind.
