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![God writes a lot of comedy, the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.]()
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~ Garrison KeillorGod writes a lot of comedy, the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. -
~ Garrison KeillorA book is a gift you can open again and again. -
~ Garrison KeillorA lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. -
~ Garrison KeillorHumour is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it. -
~ Garrison KeillorThe highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose. -
~ Garrison KeillorAnyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. -
~ Garrison KeillorCats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
