An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. |
Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few. |
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. |
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles. |
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart. |
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. |
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry. |
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry. |
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. |
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. |