Love is as changeless as the stars - and as fickle and uncertain as the moon and the tide |
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. |
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. |
A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. |
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. |
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. |
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. |
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her- when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? |
One man's folly is another man's wife. |
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. |