Jack Benny Quotes

  • Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
    ~ Jack Benny
  • Give me my golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air.
    ~ Jack Benny
  • Gags die, humor doesn't.
    ~ Jack Benny
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