Jack Handy Quotes

  • Encouragement: If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling.
    ~ Jack Handy
  • If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting.Upload to Facebook
    If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting.
    ~ Jack Handy
  • Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?
    ~ Jack Handy
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