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~ Jay LenoYou cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh... it's as simple as that. -
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~ Jay LenoYou can't stay mad at someone who makes you laugh. -
~ Jay LenoAny car can be a collector car, if you collect it. -
~ Jay LenoNow there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution. -
~ Jay LenoIf God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. -
~ Jay LenoToday is Valentine`s Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! -
~ Jay LenoPresident Obama's response was to support some small business owners in America. The small business owners are General Motors, General Electric and Century 21. -
~ Jay LenoThe rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Obama's copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures. -
~ Jay LenoBush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite candy bar. -
~ Jay LenoI want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it.
