When newly married, the position is called 69. After a few years, it's 96 since the couples sleep with their backs towards each other. |
Everybody is asshole in his own unique way. |
You're my North. My compass always points to you. |
The only time my wife gets hot is when she burns her hand while cooking. |
Love is a wonderful thing that happens when you continuously get good orgasms from your partner. |
Men would be a lot happier if they got access to 18 holes to play like Golfers! |
My wife and I are not sexually compatible. When I want oral, she wants sex. |
Orgasms are blissful only if you are able to give them to your wife. |
The wives to survive matrimony have to be good in the kitchen or in the bedroom. |
I learnt everything the hard-way; and now I am experienced, my erections are few and far between. |