| If we measured ourselves on a cosmic scale, our egos would be slimmer than a mosquito under a sledgehammer. |
| Indian companies do well abroad as they learn to race with hurdles in India, so running a flat race becomes a breeze. |
| In 1947, one rupee equalled one dollar; in 2000, it reached 45, today it is 60! Gosh, it's almost keeping up with my age! |
| Pakistan tries mentally challenged girl of blasphemy against the Holy Book. India arrests kids for posts on Facebook. Morbid competition? |