The US presidential election is such fun that I propose the president's term be limited to one year so that we can have four times the fun. |
If you always do the opposite of what someone asks you to do, be careful. Soon that person will be able to fully control your behaviour. |
Total freedom is not possible, since one person's freedom to flail arms curbs another's freedom not to have a bruised nose. |
One major construction flaw in the universe is humans not having earlids. This simple device would have staved off many quarrels and strife. |
There is so much stupidity in the world that, at times, one despairs that the only thing worth taking seriously are jokes. |
Watching actors heartily applauding the Oscar winners you will see how good at acting they all are. |
It's great to be chief economist of Word Bank but if I were given a choice in my next life I'd opt for the wife of the chief economist. |
To succeed in public life, nothing is as important as the skill for unclear speech. No one will know what you mean, and that really helps. Chief Economist to the World Bank, on maintaining a successful public image |
Those who have power have no way of knowing if they have a sense of humour because people will (always) laugh at their jokes. Chief Economist to the World Bank, on people in positions of authority |
Common people are alarmed by stock market gyration because they don't know what causes them. The best kept secret of experts is nor do they. ~Chief Economist to the World Bank |