Lemony Snicket Quotes

  • Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.Upload to Facebook
    Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.
    ~ Lemony Snicket
  • If we wait until we're ready, we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives.
    ~ Lemony Snicket
  • Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.Upload to Facebook
    Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
    ~ Lemony Snicket
  • There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.
    ~ Lemony Snicket
  • A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between countries, so the officials can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly.
    ~ Lemony Snicket
  • What do your parents know, about surviving?
    ~ Lemony Snicket
  • What do your parents know, about surviving?
    ~ Lemony Snicket
  • Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.
    ~ Lemony Snicket
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