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![The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.]()
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~ Mark TwainThe best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. -
~ Mark TwainToo much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. -
![If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.]()
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~ Mark TwainIf you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -
![The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.]()
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~ Mark TwainThe only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -
![No man`s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.]()
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~ Mark TwainNo man`s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. -
![If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.]()
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~ Mark TwainIf you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -
![Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.]()
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~ Mark TwainAnger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. -
![If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.]()
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~ Mark TwainIf you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -
~ Mark TwainNo man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. -
~ Mark TwainCompassion is language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
