Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough. |
Your money, or your life." We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God does. |
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. |
The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried. |
Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite. The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 |
Those who are brutally honest are seldom so with themselves. |
Anything you lose, automatically doubles in value. |
Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers. |
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. |
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. |