Milton Berle Quotes

  • If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.Upload to Facebook
    If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
    ~ Milton Berle
  • If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.Upload to Facebook
    If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
    ~ Milton Berle
  • Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
    ~ Milton Berle
  • Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
    ~ Milton Berle
  • If the opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.Upload to Facebook
    If the opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
    ~ Milton Berle
  • A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
    ~ Milton Berle
  • They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
    ~ Milton Berle
  • Laughter is an instant vacation.
    ~ Milton Berle
  • Laughter is an instant vacation.
    ~ Milton Berle
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