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~ Phyllis DillerA smile is a curve that sets everything straight. -
~ Phyllis DillerA bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. -
~ Phyllis DillerNever go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. -
~ Phyllis DillerDo not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it. -
~ Phyllis DillerWhatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. -
~ Phyllis DillerI want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. Funny / Children / Materialism -
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~ Phyllis DillerNever go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. -
~ Phyllis DillerA smile is a curve that sets everything straight. -
~ Phyllis DillerIt's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. -
~ Phyllis DillerHealth is what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
