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~ Rita RudnerI love to write jokes and that's all I think about. -
~ Rita RudnerBuying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? -
~ Rita RudnerWhenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? -
![Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.]()
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~ Rita RudnerMen who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery. -
~ Rita RudnerIn Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. -
~ Rita RudnerMy husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. -
![My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.]()
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~ Rita RudnerMy boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. -
~ Rita RudnerBefore I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. -
~ Rita RudnerCats are a waste of fur. -
~ Rita RudnerBefore I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
