Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. |
Smart is when you believe half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which half. |
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. |
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. |
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. |
Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world. |
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. |
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. |
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. |
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? |