Robert Orben Quotes

  • Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
    ~ Robert Orben
  • Smart is when you believe half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which half.Upload to Facebook
    Smart is when you believe half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which half.
    ~ Robert Orben
  • A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
    ~ Robert Orben
  • Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
    ~ Robert Orben
  • Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
    ~ Robert Orben
  • Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.
    ~ Robert Orben
  • A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
    ~ Robert Orben
  • Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
    ~ Robert Orben
  • Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
    ~ Robert Orben
  • Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
    ~ Robert Orben
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