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![A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.]()
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~ Steven WrightA lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. -
![I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.]()
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~ Steven WrightI think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. Interesting / God / Society -
~ Steven WrightIt's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules. -
~ Steven WrightI got food poisoning today. Don't know when I'll use it though. -
~ Steven WrightI'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. -
~ Steven WrightI went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. -
~ Steven WrightIf I ever have twins, I'd use one for parts. -
~ Steven WrightImagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears. -
~ Steven WrightWhen I was a kid, I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't understand what he said. -
~ Steven WrightThere's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
