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~ Woody AllenThe difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. -
~ Woody AllenIf you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans. -
~ Woody AllenFor the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal. -
~ Woody AllenAs the poet said, `Only God can make a tree,` probably because it`s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. -
~ Woody AllenI am two with nature. -
~ Woody AllenSeventy percent of success in life is showing up. -
~ Woody AllenIf you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. -
~ Woody AllenI think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. -
~ Woody AllenI don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying. -
~ Woody AllenThe only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.
