Laziness: a skill of convincing oneself that everything seems under control. |
Criminal: a humble artist always willing to sacrifice his fame for his freedom. |
The quality of an excuse is inversely proportional to the number of times it's been used. |
Promise: a verbal contract not to be re-negotiated, even in light of favorably changed circumstances. |
Failing to try is not the same as trying to fail... Sometimes, the latter might fail. |