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![Santa: You've been correcting every word I say for the last eleven years.<br/>
Jeeto: Twelve years!]()
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Jeeto: Twelve years! -
![My wife wanted an Apple Watch for her birthday. As a good husband, I took her to the fruit market and told her to watch the apples!]()
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![Whenever my wife uses the phrase `I was thinking.`<br/>
That means I either have to move, build, paint or buy something!]()
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That means I either have to move, build, paint or buy something! -
![Top three warning sounds you hear when you mess things up:<br/>
(1) Smoke detector<br/>
(2) Police siren<br/>
(3) Silent glare from wife]()
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(1) Smoke detector
(2) Police siren
(3) Silent glare from wife -
![Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you every day!]()
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![Never assume good times would continue to roll on. You have to continue to work hard, deliver and be your best every day, day after day!]()
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![Breaking News:<br />
Ab Afghani Chicken Ka Naam Talibani Chicken Kar Diya Gaya Hai!]()
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Ab Afghani Chicken Ka Naam Talibani Chicken Kar Diya Gaya Hai! -
![If you ever feel useless... just remember that the USA took 4 Presidents, thousands of lives, trillions of dollars and 20 years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban!]()
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![BREAKING:<br />
The Biden administration announces in the STRONGEST TERMS POSSIBLE that the Taliban will not be allowed to enter the US Embassy in Kabul unless they are FULLY VACCINATED!]()
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The Biden administration announces in the STRONGEST TERMS POSSIBLE that the Taliban will not be allowed to enter the US Embassy in Kabul unless they are FULLY VACCINATED! -
![Me: I had a dream that we got in a big fight.<br/>
Wife: Who won?<br/>
Me: I won.<br/>
Wife: Oh, then it's definitely a dream!]()
Upload to Facebook Me: I had a dream that we got in a big fight.
Wife: Who won?
Me: I won.
Wife: Oh, then it's definitely a dream!
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