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  • While pressing her husband's forehead, the wife gently asked, `Shaadi Ke Pehle Tumhare Sar Kaun Dabata Tha?`<br/>
Husband gave a simple heart-touching answer, `Shaadi Se Pehle Kabhi Sar Dard Tha Hi Nahi!`Upload to Facebook
    While pressing her husband's forehead, the wife gently asked, "Shaadi Ke Pehle Tumhare Sar Kaun Dabata Tha?"
    Husband gave a simple heart-touching answer, "Shaadi Se Pehle Kabhi Sar Dard Tha Hi Nahi!"
  • I don't understand why banks get upset when a person can't repay a loan.<br/>
You already know that the person had no money when he came to borrow it!Upload to Facebook
    I don't understand why banks get upset when a person can't repay a loan.
    You already know that the person had no money when he came to borrow it!
  • My girlfriend dumped me due to my obsession with comic books.<br/>
She said I have too many issues!Upload to Facebook
    My girlfriend dumped me due to my obsession with comic books.
    She said I have too many issues!
  • Jitna Weed Fookna Hai Fook Lo Kyonki...<br/>
Ek Din Sabko Marijuana Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Jitna Weed Fookna Hai Fook Lo Kyonki...
    Ek Din Sabko Marijuana Hai!
  • I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.<br/>
I hope I get Doritos!Upload to Facebook
    I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.
    I hope I get Doritos!
  • You have always been my best friend, holding my hand, making sure the road I travelled on free of obstacles. There cannot be a better brother than you in this whole world.<br/>
Wishing you the best in life always. Happy Raksha Bandhan!Upload to Facebook
    You have always been my best friend, holding my hand, making sure the road I travelled on free of obstacles. There cannot be a better brother than you in this whole world.
    Wishing you the best in life always. Happy Raksha Bandhan!
  • This holy thread you tie on my wrist will strengthen our bond more and fills my heart with more love for you. You are the best sis in the world!<br/>
Happy Raksha Bandhan!Upload to Facebook
    This holy thread you tie on my wrist will strengthen our bond more and fills my heart with more love for you. You are the best sis in the world!
    Happy Raksha Bandhan!
  • The festival of Raksha Bandhan is to cherish the beautiful memories and strengthen the bond we share. Thinking of you and sending you my warm wishes on this special day.<br/>
Happy Raksha Bandhan!Upload to Facebook
    The festival of Raksha Bandhan is to cherish the beautiful memories and strengthen the bond we share. Thinking of you and sending you my warm wishes on this special day.
    Happy Raksha Bandhan!
  • Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will always be alone when sh*t happens in your life.<br/>
Be strong!Upload to Facebook
    Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will always be alone when sh*t happens in your life.
    Be strong!
  • Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them.
    Good Morning!
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