If you ever feel useless... just remember that the USA took 4 Presidents, thousands of lives, trillions of dollars and 20 years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban! |
BREAKING: The Biden administration announces in the STRONGEST TERMS POSSIBLE that the Taliban will not be allowed to enter the US Embassy in Kabul unless they are FULLY VACCINATED! |
Me: I had a dream that we got in a big fight. Wife: Who won? Me: I won. Wife: Oh, then it's definitely a dream! |
Interviewer: What's your weakness? Man: Madam, I get attracted to strangers quickly. Interviewer: Can you explain? Man: Sure, will do anything for you sweetheart! |
Before marriage, a man dates a woman. After marriage, a woman mandates a man! |
I have never seen an Alcohol company using a drunk person for any advert. Are they ashamed of their customers? |
Two Eskimos cancelled their marriage at the last minute. They developed cold feet! |
What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common? Same middle name! |
I don't think it's the age that makes us forgetful. I just think there's too much stupid crap to remember! |
New India, where... People take comedians seriously and journalists as a joke! |