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![Husband: You are gaining weight. You should do a little exercise.<br/>
Wife: I am only 33 kg.<br/>
Husband: How?<br/>
Wife: You always tell me I am as beautiful as the moon. I cannot be more than 33 kg on the moon!]()
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Wife: I am only 33 kg.
Husband: How?
Wife: You always tell me I am as beautiful as the moon. I cannot be more than 33 kg on the moon! -
![Girl: Describe me in one word.<br/>
Boy: Mine!]()
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Boy: Mine! -
![Tried to peel a pomegranate.<br/>
Took me Anaar!]()
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![Every morning when I leave the house for work, I get hit by the same bike. Every morning!<br/>
What a vicious cycle!]()
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![India: Parents have 2-3 kids.<br/>
USA: Kids have 2-3 parents!]()
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![If there are capital letters, why aren't there capital numbers? I want to be able to yell statistics at people!]()
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![The person who discovered coffee is indirectly responsible for a lot of other discoveries and inventions!]()
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![For procrastinators, `due date` and `do date` are synonymous!]()
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![Teenagers are the most insecure people you'll meet until they're in a group of 3 or more in public in which case they become menaces to society!]()
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![As you walk with the Guru, you walk in the light of existence, away from the darkness of ignorance. You leave behind all the problems of your life and move towards the peak experiences of life.<br/>
Happy Guru Purnima!]()
Upload to Facebook As you walk with the Guru, you walk in the light of existence, away from the darkness of ignorance. You leave behind all the problems of your life and move towards the peak experiences of life.
Happy Guru Purnima!
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