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  • For procrastinators, `due date` and `do date` are synonymous!Upload to Facebook
    For procrastinators, "due date" and "do date" are synonymous!
  • Teenagers are the most insecure people you'll meet until they're in a group of 3 or more in public in which case they become menaces to society!Upload to Facebook
    Teenagers are the most insecure people you'll meet until they're in a group of 3 or more in public in which case they become menaces to society!
  • As you walk with the Guru, you walk in the light of existence, away from the darkness of ignorance. You leave behind all the problems of your life and move towards the peak experiences of life.<br/>
Happy Guru Purnima!Upload to Facebook
    As you walk with the Guru, you walk in the light of existence, away from the darkness of ignorance. You leave behind all the problems of your life and move towards the peak experiences of life.
    Happy Guru Purnima!
  • It is an incomparable journey where the Guru leads you from the visible to the invisible, from the material to the divine, from the ephemeral to the eternal. Thank you for being my Guru.<br/>
Happy Guru Purnima!Upload to Facebook
    It is an incomparable journey where the Guru leads you from the visible to the invisible, from the material to the divine, from the ephemeral to the eternal. Thank you for being my Guru.
    Happy Guru Purnima!
  • I don't need cardio, a simple stare from my wife will get my heart rate up to burn calories!Upload to Facebook
    I don't need cardio, a simple stare from my wife will get my heart rate up to burn calories!
  • I tried getting a doctor's appointment today. They said to me `How about 10 tomorrow`?<br/>
I said, `Just one is enough!`Upload to Facebook
    I tried getting a doctor's appointment today. They said to me "How about 10 tomorrow"?
    I said, "Just one is enough!"
  • Jeeto: It is 11 O'clock, are you still sleeping?<br/>
Pappu: I am a little tired so I am taking a rest.<br/>
Jeeto: You spent so long sleeping, how did you get tired?<br/>
Pappu: I have been sleeping so long so I got tired!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: It is 11 O'clock, are you still sleeping?
    Pappu: I am a little tired so I am taking a rest.
    Jeeto: You spent so long sleeping, how did you get tired?
    Pappu: I have been sleeping so long so I got tired!
  • Me: Why have you kept my bags & belongings outside?<br/>
Wife: You said you're leaving.<br/>
Me: That was for work!Upload to Facebook
    Me: Why have you kept my bags & belongings outside?
    Wife: You said you're leaving.
    Me: That was for work!
  • I and my wife are so like-minded.<br/>
Whatever I like, she minds!Upload to Facebook
    I and my wife are so like-minded.
    Whatever I like, she minds!
  • They say lonely women love it when men give them company. So when I saw a beautiful lady eating alone, I sat next to her and tried to introduce myself. But she started screaming and asked me to get out of her car.<br/>
Women are difficult to comprehend!Upload to Facebook
    They say lonely women love it when men give them company. So when I saw a beautiful lady eating alone, I sat next to her and tried to introduce myself. But she started screaming and asked me to get out of her car.
    Women are difficult to comprehend!
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