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  • ਜਿਉ ਜਿਉ ਤੇਰਾ ਹੁਕਮੁ ਤਿਵੈ ਤਿਉ ਹੋਵਣਾ।।</br>
ਜਹ ਜਹ ਰਖਿਹ ਆਪਿ ਤਹ ਜਾਇ ਖੜੋਵਣਾ।।</br></br>

As is the Hukam of Your command, so do things happen.</br>
Wherever You keep me, there I go and stand.</br>
Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: Ang - 523Upload to Facebook
    ਜਿਉ ਜਿਉ ਤੇਰਾ ਹੁਕਮੁ ਤਿਵੈ ਤਿਉ ਹੋਵਣਾ।।
    ਜਹ ਜਹ ਰਖਿਹ ਆਪਿ ਤਹ ਜਾਇ ਖੜੋਵਣਾ।।

    As is the Hukam of Your command, so do things happen.
    Wherever You keep me, there I go and stand.
    Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: Ang - 523
  • Running away from any problem only increases the distance from the solution. The easiest way to escape from the problem is to solve it.</br>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Running away from any problem only increases the distance from the solution. The easiest way to escape from the problem is to solve it.
    Good Morning!
  • Raj Kundra is innocent.</br>
Release him or else give us proof!Upload to Facebook
    Raj Kundra is innocent.
    Release him or else give us proof!
  • Husband: You are gaining weight. You should do a little exercise.<br/>
Wife: I am only 33 kg.<br/>
Husband: How?<br/>
Wife: You always tell me I am as beautiful as the moon. I cannot be more than 33 kg on the moon!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: You are gaining weight. You should do a little exercise.
    Wife: I am only 33 kg.
    Husband: How?
    Wife: You always tell me I am as beautiful as the moon. I cannot be more than 33 kg on the moon!
  • Girl: Describe me in one word.<br/>
Boy: Mine!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Describe me in one word.
    Boy: Mine!
  • Tried to peel a pomegranate.<br/>
Took me Anaar!Upload to Facebook
    Tried to peel a pomegranate.
    Took me Anaar!
  • Every morning when I leave the house for work, I get hit by the same bike. Every morning!<br/>
What a vicious cycle!Upload to Facebook
    Every morning when I leave the house for work, I get hit by the same bike. Every morning!
    What a vicious cycle!
  • India: Parents have 2-3 kids.<br/>
USA: Kids have 2-3 parents!Upload to Facebook
    India: Parents have 2-3 kids.
    USA: Kids have 2-3 parents!
  • If there are capital letters, why aren't there capital numbers? I want to be able to yell statistics at people!Upload to Facebook
    If there are capital letters, why aren't there capital numbers? I want to be able to yell statistics at people!
  • The person who discovered coffee is indirectly responsible for a lot of other discoveries and inventions!Upload to Facebook
    The person who discovered coffee is indirectly responsible for a lot of other discoveries and inventions!
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