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![Choosing to walk with you on the road to life was one of the best decisions I ever made. You're a delightful soul, hubby. I pray that our love echoes for eternity.<br/>
Happy Birthday!]()
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![Mornings come with a blank canvas. Paint it as you like and call it a day. Wake up and start creating your perfect day.<br/>
Good Morning!]()
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Curator: Sir 5 Lakhs. It is an oil painting.<br/>
Santa: Tussi Paise Di Tension Na Lo. Kuch Desi Ghee Mein Dikhao!]()
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![Dentists always ask dumb questions like `When's the last time you flossed?`<br/>
Like bro, you were there. You did it!]()
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![These days nobody respects age.<br/>
Unless it's distilled and bottled!]()
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I took gold, silver, and bronze!]()
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I don't know y!]()
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I don't know y! -
![I got tired of being judged for going bald so I went out and bought a cheap wig.<br/>
It was a small price toupee!]()
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