Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can't live without each other! |
If flowers weren't loved seasons would never shed them so gracefully! |
Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. Good Morning! |
The wife was checking her husband's phone and saw a contact named COVID-19, she called the number and her own phone rang. And the husband is now isolated! |
A man was brought to court in connection with a street accident. Lawyer: How did you cause the accident? Man: Which accident? Lawyer: The accident for which you are in court now. Man: I had fallen asleep before the accident happened. If I had been awake I could tell you! |
Pro Tip: You can know all the things wrong about you from your wife by simply forgetting her birthday! |
Various researchers and studies found that if women sleep long hours, it reduces brain strokes, blood pressure, diabetes and heart attacks in men! |
Top three dreams of a man: 1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks he is. 2. To be as rich as his child believes he is. 3. To have as many women as his wife suspects he has! |
I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said 'do you mind if I put some music on?' I said, "Not at all." He said, "Kiss?" I said, "Let's listen to the music first and see how we feel!" |
I've got a German friend who's a sound technician. I've got a Czech one too. Czech one too! |