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  • Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can't live without each other!Upload to Facebook
    Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can't live without each other!
  • If flowers weren't loved seasons would never shed them so gracefully!Upload to Facebook
    If flowers weren't loved seasons would never shed them so gracefully!
  • Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
    Good Morning!
  • The wife was checking her husband's phone and saw a contact named COVID-19, she called the number and her own phone rang.<br/>
And the husband is now isolated!Upload to Facebook
    The wife was checking her husband's phone and saw a contact named COVID-19, she called the number and her own phone rang.
    And the husband is now isolated!
  • A man was brought to court in connection with a street accident.<br/>
Lawyer: How did you cause the accident?<br/>
Man: Which accident?<br/>
Lawyer: The accident for which you are in court now.<br/>
Man: I had fallen asleep before the accident happened. If I had been awake I could tell you!Upload to Facebook
    A man was brought to court in connection with a street accident.
    Lawyer: How did you cause the accident?
    Man: Which accident?
    Lawyer: The accident for which you are in court now.
    Man: I had fallen asleep before the accident happened. If I had been awake I could tell you!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
You can know all the things wrong about you from your wife by simply forgetting her birthday!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    You can know all the things wrong about you from your wife by simply forgetting her birthday!
  • Various researchers and studies found that if women sleep long hours, it reduces brain strokes, blood pressure, diabetes and heart attacks in men!Upload to Facebook
    Various researchers and studies found that if women sleep long hours, it reduces brain strokes, blood pressure, diabetes and heart attacks in men!
  • Top three dreams of a man:<br/>
1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks he is.<br/>
2. To be as rich as his child believes he is.<br/>
3. To have as many women as his wife suspects he has!Upload to Facebook
    Top three dreams of a man:
    1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks he is.
    2. To be as rich as his child believes he is.
    3. To have as many women as his wife suspects he has!
  • I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said 'do you mind if I put some music on?'<br/>
I said, `Not at all.`
He said, `Kiss?`<br/>
I said, `Let's listen to the music first and see how we feel!`Upload to Facebook
    I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said 'do you mind if I put some music on?'
    I said, "Not at all." He said, "Kiss?"
    I said, "Let's listen to the music first and see how we feel!"
  • I've got a German friend who's a sound technician.<br/>
I've got a Czech one too. Czech one too!Upload to Facebook
    I've got a German friend who's a sound technician.
    I've got a Czech one too. Czech one too!
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