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  • ਸਲੋਕ ਮ: ੧ ॥<br/>
ਬਲਿਹਾਰੀ ਗੁਰ ਆਪਣੇ ਦਿਉਹਾੜੀ ਸਦ ਵਾਰ॥<br/>
ਜਿਨਿ ਮਾਣਸ ਤੇ ਦੇਵਤੇ ਕੀਏ ਕਰਤ ਨ ਲਾਗੀ ਵਾਰ ॥੧॥<br/><br/>

A hundred times a day, I am a sacrifice to my Guru;<br/>
He made angels out of men, without delay.<br/>
Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji - Ang 462Upload to Facebook
    ਸਲੋਕ ਮ: ੧ ॥
    ਬਲਿਹਾਰੀ ਗੁਰ ਆਪਣੇ ਦਿਉਹਾੜੀ ਸਦ ਵਾਰ॥
    ਜਿਨਿ ਮਾਣਸ ਤੇ ਦੇਵਤੇ ਕੀਏ ਕਰਤ ਨ ਲਾਗੀ ਵਾਰ ॥੧॥

    A hundred times a day, I am a sacrifice to my Guru;
    He made angels out of men, without delay.
    Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji - Ang 462
  • Helping one person might not change the whole world, but it could change the world for one person.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Helping one person might not change the whole world, but it could change the world for one person.
    Good Morning!
  • Patient: Doctor, over the last three days I have followed your instructions. I have not eaten any food added with preservative colour or even sprayed. I have not even touched them.<br />
Doctor: Great! So how do you feel now?<br />
Patient: Hungry! Extremely hungry!
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    Patient: Doctor, over the last three days I have followed your instructions. I have not eaten any food added with preservative colour or even sprayed. I have not even touched them.
    Doctor: Great! So how do you feel now?
    Patient: Hungry! Extremely hungry!
  • Teacher: What is history?<br />
Pappu: The process of becoming almost dead by reading the stories of the dead people is called history!
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    Teacher: What is history?
    Pappu: The process of becoming almost dead by reading the stories of the dead people is called history!
  • Woman 1: You said you wouldn't marry anyone. Men are animals. Still, you agreed to marry a guy!<br />
Woman 2: It is not a bad idea to pet an animal!
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    Woman 1: You said you wouldn't marry anyone. Men are animals. Still, you agreed to marry a guy!
    Woman 2: It is not a bad idea to pet an animal!
  • Did you hear the one about the greedy peanut butter?<br />
I am not telling you. You might spread it!
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    Did you hear the one about the greedy peanut butter?
    I am not telling you. You might spread it!
  • Boy: If you do not marry me, I will die for sure.<br />
Girl: Why will you die?<br /> There are so many beautiful girls in this world. You can marry one.<br />
Boy: When a girl like you rejects me,<br /> how can I think of a beautiful girl!
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    Boy: If you do not marry me, I will die for sure.
    Girl: Why will you die?
    There are so many beautiful girls in this world. You can marry one.
    Boy: When a girl like you rejects me,
    how can I think of a beautiful girl!
  • How do you make gold soup?<br />
You put 24 carrots in it!
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    How do you make gold soup?
    You put 24 carrots in it!
  • From the bottom of our hearts, we wish and hope for nothing but the best for you two.<br />
Be priceless and courageous for each other's endless love.<br />
Wish you a very happy wedding anniversary!
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    From the bottom of our hearts, we wish and hope for nothing but the best for you two.
    Be priceless and courageous for each other's endless love.
    Wish you a very happy wedding anniversary!
  • Sadness filled me whenever I miss you.<br />
The thought of not being able to see you,<br /> to touch you and to hold you is softly killing me.<br />
Hope to see you soon because I miss you!Upload to Facebook
    Sadness filled me whenever I miss you.
    The thought of not being able to see you,
    to touch you and to hold you is softly killing me.
    Hope to see you soon because I miss you!
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