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![I tried donating blood today. Never again. Too many questions.<br/>
`Who's blood is this?`, `How did you get it?`, `Why is it in a bucket?`]()
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`Who's blood is this?", "How did you get it?", `Why is it in a bucket?" -
![No matter how angry we are, we always end up forgiving the person we love!]()
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![People are in our life for a reason, season or lifetime.<br/>
The pain comes when we put them in the wrong category!]()
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The pain comes when we put them in the wrong category! -
![हे स्व! सत्य का अभ्यास करो, और और कुछ भी नहीं बस सत्य का!]()
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~ Lord Mahaviraहे स्व! सत्य का अभ्यास करो, और और कुछ भी नहीं बस सत्य का! -
![There are two ways of arguing with a woman.<br/>
Neither one works!]()
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![How do the lawyers lie?<br/>
First they lie on the one side and then on the other side!]()
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![Carpets are dangerous. My wife tripped over it and I ended up sleeping on the sofa.<br/>
Okay, I laughed when she fell, but still!]()
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![Me, 10 years ago: I can eat whatever I want.<br/>
Me 5, years ago: I can eat 3 slices of pizza, I'm watching my weight.<br/>
Me, now: I walked past Pizza Hut and gained 5 Kg!]()
Upload to Facebook Me, 10 years ago: I can eat whatever I want.
Me 5, years ago: I can eat 3 slices of pizza, I'm watching my weight.
Me, now: I walked past Pizza Hut and gained 5 Kg! -
![For our anniversary dinner, my wife gave me the freedom to choose whichever restaurant she wants me to choose!]()
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![She: I love your desi accent, please say it again.<br/>
He: Chingummm!]()
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He: Chingummm!
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