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![As a kid, I wasn't a fan of facial hair.<br/>
But then it started to grow on me!]()
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![You don't miss playing childhood video games. You miss the feelings, experiences, and emotions that went along with them!]()
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![Never explain yourself to anyone. You don't need anyone's approval. Live your life and do what makes you happy.<br/>
Good morning and have a great week!]()
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![Wife: You need to exercise more often.<br/>
Me showing fitness app on phone: See, I did 5,200 steps last night.<br/>
Wife: True, but those steps were around the dinner buffet!]()
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![My wife left me because I'm insecure... No wait, she's back, she just went to get coffee!]()
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![Waiter: Is Pepsi OK?<br/>
Me: I don't judge. I'm cola blind!]()
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![I did a theatrical performance about puns.<br/>
It was a play on words!]()
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![Today somebody told me that I take criticism very badly so I punched him in the face!]()
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![Toxic people are toxic not simply because of their behavior but because of their unwillingness to acknowledge it and improve!]()
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![A friend of mine used to install kitchen work surfaces, but they arrested him for counter fitting!]()
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