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Upload to Facebook A friend of mine used to install kitchen work surfaces, but they arrested him for counter fitting! -
Upload to Facebook Love is not something that you can express in words.
Love is something that is expressed by actions and felt with the heart.
I don't know how much loved I make you feel but trust me dear, you are the most precious thing in my life.
I love you! -
Upload to Facebook Lockdown Lesson:
The cost of living is never expensive. It's the cost of lifestyle that is expensive! -
Upload to Facebook Judge nothing, you will be happy.
Forgive everything, you will be happier.
Love everything, you will be the happiest! -
Upload to Facebook They say early morning dreams come true.
Today I had a dream about winning an argument with my wife, so finally.. wait, I also had a dream about meeting Santa Claus. Forget it! -
Upload to Facebook My neighbor says he is too afraid to plant an apple tree.
I told him, "Grow a pear"! -
Upload to Facebook Interviewer: why should we hire you as a waiter?
Candidate: For starters, I bring a lot to the table! -
Upload to Facebook Did you know that your pupils are the last parts to stop working after you die?
They dilate! -
Upload to Facebook We don't need a Minister for Education.
We need education for ministers! -
Upload to Facebook Being able to disagree with someone you like and agree with someone you don't like are completely undervalued life skills!
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