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Upload to Facebook She: I love your desi accent, please say it again.
He: Chingummm! -
Upload to Facebook As a kid, I wasn't a fan of facial hair.
But then it started to grow on me! -
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Upload to Facebook Never explain yourself to anyone. You don't need anyone's approval. Live your life and do what makes you happy.
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Upload to Facebook Toxic people are toxic not simply because of their behavior but because of their unwillingness to acknowledge it and improve!
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