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Upload to Facebook My inflatable house got a puncture last night.
Now, I'm living in a flat! -
Upload to Facebook I tried donating blood today. Never again. Too many questions.
`Who's blood is this?", "How did you get it?", `Why is it in a bucket?" -
Upload to Facebook No matter how angry we are, we always end up forgiving the person we love! -
Upload to Facebook People are in our life for a reason, season or lifetime.
The pain comes when we put them in the wrong category! -
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~ Lord Mahaviraहे स्व! सत्य का अभ्यास करो, और और कुछ भी नहीं बस सत्य का! -
Upload to Facebook There are two ways of arguing with a woman.
Neither one works! -
Upload to Facebook How do the lawyers lie?
First they lie on the one side and then on the other side! -
Upload to Facebook Carpets are dangerous. My wife tripped over it and I ended up sleeping on the sofa.
Okay, I laughed when she fell, but still! -
Upload to Facebook Me, 10 years ago: I can eat whatever I want.
Me 5, years ago: I can eat 3 slices of pizza, I'm watching my weight.
Me, now: I walked past Pizza Hut and gained 5 Kg! -
Upload to Facebook For our anniversary dinner, my wife gave me the freedom to choose whichever restaurant she wants me to choose!
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