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![The doctor told my wife that she cannot touch anything alcoholic for the next three months.<br/>
Now I'm not allowed to go near her!]()
Upload to Facebook The doctor told my wife that she cannot touch anything alcoholic for the next three months.
Now I'm not allowed to go near her! -
![Have you heard the joke about the butter?<br/>
I better not tell you, it might spread!]()
Upload to Facebook Have you heard the joke about the butter?
I better not tell you, it might spread! -
![Did you know?<br/>
The furniture in the Kung Fu movies breaks so easily not because of the good martial artists in China, it's because the furniture is Made in China!]()
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The furniture in the Kung Fu movies breaks so easily not because of the good martial artists in China, it's because the furniture is Made in China! -
![In this hi-tech era, we can transmit information from Mars but my cellular network doesn't even reach my bedroom!]()
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![Isn't it weird that students going to law school are seen as bright and upstanding citizens, but lawyers are often ridiculed by society?]()
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![I am at that point where I'm not even procrastinating anymore, I'm just jeopardizing my future!]()
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![All of my childhood punishments have become my adult goals:<br/>
Eating vegetables.<br/>
Staying home.<br/>
Having a nap.<br/>
Going to bed early!]()
Upload to Facebook All of my childhood punishments have become my adult goals:
Eating vegetables.
Staying home.
Having a nap.
Going to bed early! -
![Your mind is a garden.<br/>
Your thoughts are the seeds.<br/>
You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.<br/>
Good Morning!]()
Upload to Facebook Your mind is a garden.
Your thoughts are the seeds.
You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.
Good Morning! -
![Pro Tip:<br/>
The easiest way to enter a woman's heart is by saying those three words:<br/>
`You lost weight!`]()
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The easiest way to enter a woman's heart is by saying those three words:
"You lost weight!" -
![My wife has stopped eating junk food as she's trying to lose weight. She requested me to be supportive.<br/>
So as a good husband, I'm now eating junk food for both of us!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife has stopped eating junk food as she's trying to lose weight. She requested me to be supportive.
So as a good husband, I'm now eating junk food for both of us!
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