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![Of course, men and women can be friends without being attracted to each other.<br/>
It's called `marriage!`]()
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![Me: Dude, I heard that you were in hospital. What happened?<br/>
Colleague: I had a severe joint problem.<br/>
Me: Arthritis?<br/>
Colleague: Na, just weed!]()
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Colleague: I had a severe joint problem.
Me: Arthritis?
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![My coffee maker is so loud that for a few seconds I can't hear my wife screaming, and that's the best gift coffee can give me!]()
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![A highly dangerous virus called `Weekly Overload Recreational Killer` (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest `Biological Anxiety Relief` (BAR) center to take antidotes known as `Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract` (WINE) or `Radioactive Unwork Medicine`(RUM) or `Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter`(BEER) or `Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen`(VODKA).<br/>
Please share it to raise awareness. Sharing is caring!]()
Upload to Facebook A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE) or "Radioactive Unwork Medicine"(RUM) or "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA).
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![Start each day with a positive thought like, `I can go back to bed in about 16 hours!`]()
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![The only reason I was friends with some people in high school was that I saw them 5 days a week!]()
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![When a flower doesn't bloom, you fix the environment in which it grows and not the flower!]()
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![Life, family and friends are worth more than all the money in the world.<br/>
Good morning and have a great week!]()
Upload to Facebook Life, family and friends are worth more than all the money in the world.
Good morning and have a great week! -
![Girl: Can you buy me glasses, my eyesight is getting weak.<br/>
Pappu: Look above what is that?<br/>
Girl: Sun.<br/>
Pappu: You can see the sun which is so far away from here. How more far do you wanna see?]()
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Pappu: Look above what is that?
Girl: Sun.
Pappu: You can see the sun which is so far away from here. How more far do you wanna see? -
![I ordered a small black coffee at Starbucks.<br/>
They gave me a weird look and asked me to leave!]()
Upload to Facebook I ordered a small black coffee at Starbucks.
They gave me a weird look and asked me to leave!
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